Calliope’s Translations:
pg. 1
Then hurry up!
pg. 2
This way!
pg. 3
Remember you’re only dreaming
All that you see is coming from your memories and subconscious
pg. 4
Through here
We will have more privacy here
Not exactly
oh dave<>kanaya ahaha
no that ship isn’t canon, although feel free to ship it. dave was just rapping to himself under his breath and didn’t expect kanaya to be there. i have no idea why he threw moirails in there but seeing as his train of thought de-railed into smuppets, puppets and muppets, i’m not really surprised – also his puppet monologue makes it pretty obvious his line of thoughts weren’t anywhere near kanaya or intending for her to hear.
gamzee<3<terezi is canon, i also don’t ‘get it’ but apparently its due to what a 'vile piece of clown ass trash [gamzee] is’, according to himself. whatever, it’s canon and hussie might expand upon it in the coming updates
rose<3kanya is 99.99% confirmed, an official statistic right there
rufioh<3damara confirmed to be a thing that happened but rufioh cheated on her and they aren’t together anymore
horuss<>meulin confirmed after they met their descendants in a dream-bubble
aaand i think that’s it?
First of all, this should be used as a summary of what happened – not a walkthrough!! This is not a short guide either; I’ve tried to leave out conversation parts that aren’t important/shippy/amusing, but there’s still a lot of text. I’m sorry for that, but you’re probably getting more out of it this way!
would a summary of the update be helpful? with basic outlines of interactions and important points that have been brought up?
i’m not sure how many people it would be helpful to, but if it’s a thing that would be beneficial then i'll gladly make a summary post!
i think it’s when you play as latula and talk to kankri, there’s talk of quadrants and how he isn’t interested in meulin
edit: it’s when kankri talks about the signless and how he doesn’t quite understand the relationship between the signless and the disciple, going on to say something along the lines of ‘meulin is a nice girl but… no’
and before i go
the game is basically ripping the shit out of tumblr (and sort of twitter)
the orb thing is like reblogging/retweeting, so i’m assuming hearts and spades are ‘like’ and 'dislike’ ect. so that’s why i think they’re not usuable and why the orb keeps giving excuses why you can’t use it too!
when you talk to dave just literally head straight down from him and you’ll hit a bridge that you can cross over onto the next part
also to other anons, getting the stairs means becoming pommin and hitting the dream orb next to her to remember the stairs so meenah can grind down them (so r4d!)
to everyone else asking stuff, i’m so sorry but i have work in 4 hours and i’ve been up playing the update so i really have to sleep, but i can post picture guides in the morning if people are still struggling! have fun everyone!
beautiful, thank you very much!
if you go right to him a little there’s like, a path leading down? like a big old bridge..? uhh basically just keep trying to go down and you’ll hit it
(although could someone confirm where the update ends? i can’t get anywhere past porrim and karkat’s locked door so i’m assuming that’s the end)


