yo homstuckies i'm in a jam and i need some major help. long story short i promised this dude my first born child in exchange for unlimited tacos, and now i've got like a house full of tacos but my wife is going to kill me if i give this guy our daughter so can you rip me a new kid real quick. either one that will fool the taco dude or my wife either would work. i'll pay you in tacos
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i hope this kid’s ok

MOD B EDIT

UM EXCUSE U ARE YOU THINKING OF GIIVNGKARKAT TO A DERANGED TACO MA N????? I DONT KNOW WHICH MOD DID THIS BUT I AM APPALLED I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!!!

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Would you mind providing me with some more cookies? Perhaps triple chocolate chocolate chip chocolate cookies covered in chocolate icing with chocolate sprinkles?
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yo, kanaya is stated to be a lumberjack in her intro, right? If lumberjacks cut trees in half, does this make Eridan Fluttershy?
Anonymous

i didn’t get the reference so i googled “lumberjack cut fluttershy half” and read a strange mlp fanfiction that reminded me of meduka

i have no idea if this is what you wanted to lead me to bu t yeah ok

I've been looking through pages in homestuck but because of a thing called actually getting shit done don't have time to look any more. is it possible you could tell me if Terezi was blind when she convinced doc scratch to blow up Vriska or if it was the blowing up that caused vriska to blind terezi?
Anonymous

it was because terezi told doc scratch about the cue ball which made him flip the fuck out and blow it up that vriska blinded terezi

WHOA WAIT, how could kanaya find the site with rose's walktrough when it was before they created the kids universe???
Anonymous
hey what time is it in your country?
Anonymous

mods b, m and t all live in the us

for mod m it’s 3:25 pm, and for b and t i believe it’s 6:25 pm

mod c lives in the uk and i have no freaking clue what time it is there

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apparently it was 10:25 pm at the time for mod c thank you uk homestucks 8’)

Do you ever wonder what, exactly, people are going to use all these random rips for?

we all know its because they’re parasites that feed off rips

*whispers* you guys are really awesome
Anonymous

*whispers back “so are you” and gives you a smooch on the forehead ty!!*

Hello. Sorry to bother you. But what's all that stuff about leaked sprites and what have you? I'm relatively new to the fandom and also a bit confused because I don't remember those characters. I just need to know when the characters came in. Thank you!
Anonymous

i’m not sure what you mean by leaked sprites o: i know that when the dancestors first appeared, hussie left the dancestor’s walksprites in the file so people were able to rip the images from there before they were actually released, but that was a few months ago!

though to be honest i haven’t really been keeping up with the actual fandom for a while so there might have been something new, but to my knowledge that’s the only instance of leaking that has happened in homestuck

What do you guys personally think about Rosemary's status right now? Whether Rose is an alcoholic, or they've supposedly gone "blackrom", or what? I don't know what to think at this point. I don't think they've gone blackrom, but what do I know?
Anonymous

hello friends follow me into the wonderful world of rosemary

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i’ll be adding your commentaries to the end!!

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