i heard somewhere you need to have a space and time player in your session or it wont turn out well. is this true? why do you need them if it is? 
Anonymous
it is true. we’ve seen how many doomed timelines there were, a time player is needed so that any mistakes made can be avoided by traveling back. a space player is needed because they are the ones that collect the frogs and create a new universe
besides that, time and space are the very basic components of physical existence
but according to the wiki: "After being sent to Earth on a meteor during The Reckoning, Nanna was adopted by Colonel Sassacre and Betty Crocker. Eight days later, however, another meteor hit, this time transporting Young Grandpa from The Veil. Grandpa accidentally shot the Colonel, killing him. He then became Nanna's adoptive brother." Therefore the alpha kids are not the babies john cloned. i'd give the exact pages but that would have taken longer to find. 
Anonymous
yes?? they are?? john made mom, bro, nanna and grandpa (who are roxy, dirk, jane and jake respectively) by taking their dna and making perfect clones of themselves, then he created himself, jade, rose and dave by combining their dnas
they are themselves because before the scratch happened, the portals transported the ectobabies to beta earth and at different time periods for each, then after the scratch happened the portals’ destinations changed and transported them to alpha earth, again, in different time periods for each ectobaby
this is exactly the same thing i said in the last ask
whats the difference between the crypt and bed 
Anonymous
besides their location, the quest crypt seems to allow people to ascend regardless if they have their dreamself/are their dreamself while the quest bed only allows people to ascend if they have both selves (“real” self and dreamself) still alive
i have a question that isn't related to resources. do the trolls hate each other? why is that? is it because of the hemospectrum or something? i'm fairly new to homestuck, and seeing their chatlogs, they never seem to want to see or talk to each other, unless it's for beneficial purposes. 
Anonymous
hahaha guys its ok to ask questions not related to resources, we answer all kinds of asks as long as you’re willing to put the effort into finding an answer before asking us
uhh the trolls’ relationships with each other are pretty much like any human interactions. you’ll like some people and you’ll dislike some people. admittedly, their interactions may seem more harsh because of the conditions on alternia, but for most of the comic they don’t hate each other (save for a few black feels/other exceptions but those other exceptions are not because of the hemospectrum but because of past experiences with each other). karkat says he hates everyone but we all know that’s a big fat lie, he’ll do anything to make other people happy
and the hemospectrum thing, the only people that really seem to care about all that is eridan and equius (and i guess later on gamzee?)
THIS is what confuses me. Is Jane or someone else going to create her and her friends? As far as I remember, John only ectobiologically created him, his friends and their guardians selves. 
Anonymous
john already created them! when the scratch happened, the meteors that originally transported them to earth in the beta session went through a different portal this time and transported all the ectobabies to the alpha session
how do you guys even know so much about homestuck?? 
Anonymous
i don’t think we’re proud of it„,
Wait is nepeta really dead? I'm finally caught up and as far as I'm aware she didn't really do much for the plot at all..I remember seeing her like 3 times, so I'm confused why everybody makes such a big deal about her 
Anonymous
yes, she really is dead ; v ;
“nepeta is dead” is a well known fandom wide joke for some reason
This is a very silly request, but can i ask for the image of john facepalming from the latest upd8- but just with the hand on his face outlined? I'm sort of confused as to how his fingers work there ;; 
Anonymous
at first i thought you were asking for a rip so i ripped it

but yeah, i can do that too! maybe something like this?


Anonymous
sorry, we already made one with mod c 8(