hey! sorry to bother, but im wondering something and maybe you know? at what age do trolls get shipped off planet on alternia, and what age are they expected to fill buckets?? :? im doing an au involving turning a group of internet celebrities into trolls for the comic, but they're all ~18-30 years old. i'd age them down, but some of them have very distinctive facial hair, so 9 sweeps is probably the youngest i can age them! do beforus trolls stay on the planet indefinitely?? 
Anonymous
i don’t believe either of those ages were mentioned ://
but yes, we can logically conclude that beforus trolls stay on the planet indefinitely since it was the condesce’s idea to ship adults off in the first place and she wasn’t in power on beforus.
How exactly do you pronounce all the troll's names? Anonymous
hussie has said before that he doesn’t particularly give a shit how you pronounce any of them, but here’s how he does it, according to an old formspring answer!
CAR-cat
tuh-REH-zee
GAM-zee
TA-vros (rhymes with HAVE and GROSS)
neh-PEH-tuh
eh-QUEE-us
eh-RI-dan (combine names Erin - n + Dan)
uh-RAD-ia
fuh-FERRY
SAW-lux
VRISS-kuh
kuh-NIGH-uh
what do you consider to be some of the most striking art from homestuck? How exactly did Spades Slick get to Doc Scratch's apartment? Or has Hussie not told us anything about that? Anonymous
he just
burst in through the door
or maybe he broke through a wall like the fucking hulk, who knows
Just a quick question, why exactly is Davesprite such an ass to John? (I mean, mocking his dead father after breaking up with his friend/ecto-sister.) What was up with that? Anonymous
he probably thought it’d be funny
but it wasn’t
way 2 go davesprite A+
Anonymous
AWWWW KLSDJkfsdljf THANK YOU ANON kisses forehead uvu <33
except ur not coletureconcept Anonymous
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what do you think a genderbend god tier Jade would look like? Anonymous
exactly the same
skirts are comfortable as fuck
you piece of shit i was so excited and checked for an update why would you do this (you're not pieces of shit) (but you had my hopes up) (and you crushed them) THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FELT WHEN THE ANON SENT THAT MESSAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE
