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oh mod b, I didn’t know it was your b-day, well do I have the surprise for you ( ˘ ³˘)♥

hint, it’s extra italian sausage

p.s. you don’t have to pay for this footlong

OK THIS IS ACTUALLY THE LAST ONE

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OH MY GOD THIS!!!! IS S SOI KLDJDF O MF G KJ!! !!! !! IM’M D YIN G THANK YOU OMFG DJ KMNC GLK FALL SO VER you are a beautiful dave holy s hjk,,gjblk tHAT WAS PERFECT THANK YOU SO MUCH <333 3 kldjmnvn d i es i love dave i love u, you are a beautiful person kl d mgjllk coLLAPSES IN A HE AP

SO…CUTE……………..thANK YOU…….

Would you mind explaining all the meteor shenanigans? How they got there. Who's dead out of the Trolls ( The first trolls we met... not all that other stuff ). And who's currently on the meteor?
Anonymous
  • an aradiabot transported them there after jack showed up and starting killing aradias and destroying planets
  • of the original twelve trolls — kanaya, karkat, terezi, gamzee, and aradia are still alive. sollux is half-alive.
  • kanaya, karkat, terezi, gamzee, dave, and rose are currently on the meteor.
I heard it was somebody’s birthday!

A party hat. For parties.  Here’s your hat! Happy birthday!! :D

ok last one i’m publishing but THANK YOU <3333 kisses ur cute face uwu

“ Happy Birthday!
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aaaah thank you!!!! and thanks to everyone else who sent birthday messages omg smooches all ur cute faces, you are all SWEETHEARTS omg

Happy Birthday!

aaaah thank you!!!! and thanks to everyone else who sent birthday messages omg smooches all ur cute faces, you are all SWEETHEARTS omg <333 uwu

What happens to do doomed timelines? Like, do they fade away or do they stay an alternate timeline and just doomed.
Anonymous

all we really know is that eventually everyone in a doomed timeline dies. whether the timeline continues to exist without them or fades into oblivion is unknown.

happy birthday!! :)
Anonymous

thank you anon!!! have a piece of cake uwu

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SOLUTION (haha chem,) FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TO SEE THE TOMFOOLERY

blacklist Ask homestuckresources a question

whitelist #resource

PROBLEM SOLVED

I know everyone's asking for bases but if you guys have the time, could you post some acids as well? /shot

BLESS YOU I LOVE CHEMISTRY JOKES