is there a cow shown in homestuck ever ive been looking forever for a fucking cow and i cant find it but im 98% sure theres a cow somewhere in this fucking comic i just need a cow...
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Do you know what the song is during [S]: Act 6 Act 4?
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masterlist more like masterPISSED NONE O YALL CHECK THIS BIG ASS LIST WE SLAVED OVER
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#about me

how about jokes about the phrase "check the masterlist" because the masterlist is pretty sexy and there are some obvious jokes about checking it out there
Anonymous

common jokes in the hsr inbox:

  • R.I.P.
  • beyblade let ‘em rip
  • ripping hearts/other organs/body parts out or off
  • are u ripped (yknow like muscles)
  • vaguely sexual comments about the masterlist

there are plenty of others but those are definitely the most common

that...didn't answer my question, but thanks?
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  • you can always ask for a more in depth explanation/answer!
  • passive aggressive???
  • i dont even know what question this is about so shrugs
What percentage of the asks you get are jokes about the word "rip" and how many of those are some variant on "it.s time to get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped"
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WAY TOO FUCKIN’ MANY

there’s a reason those kinds of jokes are VERY RARELY posted……

Do you wonder if people have actually read Homestuck, based on the questions they give you?
Anonymous

YES

it’s one thing if you haven’t made it to act 5 or 6 yet and have questions (we really prefer you get there before asking us questions though) but it’s entirely another when you forget things that i just??? how?????

i don’t understand sometimes

But what if it's for a surprise birthday gift for all the mods???
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what

what is this ask even about

You should also have a rule where the asker has to tell you guys what they use the rip for so they don't just ask for shit for the sake of ripping.
Anonymous

i honest to god think this is a beautiful suggestion and i love it

At least that gives an excuse to make a whole new one. Oh by the way, do you know of any tutorials on building your own character sprite? Not the story, just the sprite? I sort of suck with it.
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MASTERLIST