Why do you hate Gamzee? :o(
Anonymous

fuck gamzee

my knowledge of homestuck is not great and im sorry if this question gives you a headache. but considering how dirk is strictly homosexual how are rose and dave his and roxys offspring? does it tie in with johns early ectobiology shenanigans?
Anonymous

yeah it’s all about ectobiology! there was no reproduction going on there. just ecto-cloning.

Do cherubs have some sort of naming convention like the trolls do?
Anonymous

caliborn and calliope both have eight letters

If a troll goes blind for reasons OTHER than the Alternian sun, would their eyes do whatever it is that Terezi's did? Or would it just be like when a human goes blind?
Anonymous

just as human eyes can appear differently depending on the cause of blindness, it stands to reason that troll eyes could as well.

Sorry if you get this a lot, but is there anything depicting what Karkat's/Kankri's blood color would be if they didn't have the mutation?

nope. nothing. there is nothing which states what their blood color would be if not for the mutation. they are candy red mutants and that’s that.

is karkat dead?
Anonymous

nope!

is it possible to purchase homestuck underwear?
Anonymous

nope

edit: yes it is possible from welovefine, but it’s only boxer shorts

Do you do god tier analyzations? If not, are you aware of a good source for them? If so, can I get a Heir of Space?
Anonymous

nope. literally check any fan title tag and there will be blog advertisements.

Do trolls have pubic hair?
Anonymous

why

Where can you even find faygo? I'm always looking but can never find it!
Anonymous

i can buy it at pretty much any grocery store or walmart, but i live in michigan, so that’s not really surprising. mod c said she can’t get it in the UK, mod d has had it before, so i think it’s available in canada, and it’s possible to order it from their website.