my friend says shrek has a lime green skin, but I always thought it was more snot green? what makes more sense to you?

i’d say it’s more like rotten piss

Also, would the whole fedorafreak thing be considered full canon?

fedorafreak is canon.

why did horrus make rufioh a robot horse body instead of a normal one?

horuss REALLY likes horses

You said there was no evidence that anything could travel back through a defense portal to the incipisphere, but see page 8226: "JADE: but i snuck through a portal and nabbed it! JADE: then i hopped right back through the gate before everything blew up"
Anonymous
How big is your inbox right now? Including this post.
Anonymous

30 asks

Why does horuss have a horse dildo and equius doesn't?
Anonymous

believe it or not, people who are related to each other, ectobiologically or otherwise, don’t always have the same interests or expressions of their interests. wow!

i hate you so much for sharing that why why why why whywnhwywhywhwywhwywHYWHYWHY WHY?!?!?!
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I HAD TO

SOMEONE HAD TO KNOW

ive been noticing you guys are answering a lot of quadrant questions lately and i think its important to note that troll relationships are different than humans in such that hopefully the person you date (matesprit) for humans would also fulfill a moirail status for you as well - and while a lot of quadrants can be transferred to human relationships, their rules dont make much sense in our society, because troll society is different!
Anonymous

this is the most basic thing like no shit they’re different and yet people don’t understand and try to force their relationships into restrictive quadrants like why

Hi! Is there a list of canon relationships anywhere that you know of? Thanks! :)
Anonymous

the wiki

In response to post/80480633651, thats not right? Kanaya was Vriska's moirail but also auspitised between her and Eridan.
Anonymous

not true: becoming their auspistice did pull her out of her quadrant with vriska. she wasn’t their auspistice and vriska’s moirail at the same time. she couldn’t have been.

while attempting to get kanaya to auspistice between them, eridan himself said

CA: fine i get it ill step off 
CA: you dont wwant to be our auspistice cause you dont wwant to get locked into that sort of relation wwith her i can respect that

with context, getting “locked into that sort of relation” means being their auspistice would have ruined her chances at any red relationship with vriska (as eridan supposed she wanted a less pale relationship).