hi when do you think the new episode of HOMESTUCK will be up 
Anonymous
never. homestuck is never ending, ever. sorry
Why exactly did gamzee decide to kill all of his friends. I means once they are all dead doesn't he ever get bord sitting around in silence because that dude is Fucked Right Up
Didn't Caliborn decide he and Jake were going to be friends a while ago? Maybe Jake dies and out of some strange gesture of respect Caliborn decides to take Jake's name and make it known/feared throughout existence 
Anonymous
stop shipping people in our ask box u weirdo
Would it be worth noting at all that Sollux' empty eye sockets appear to be black? That would suggest that at least some troll flesh is black. sollux has SPECIAL EYES though so he might be a weird unique case, especially since he was blinded by science
English refers to a kind of spin in billiards. Which makes some sense considering the felt etc. it’s also a reference to lord british from ultima and a few other things too I’m pretty sure. but that doesn’t mean that any of these are necessarily the reason he chose the name
Maybe "Lord English" Is an god tier? 
Anonymous
there is a pretty high chance that the “lord” part comes from caliborn being the lord of time, it’s the english thing that is less certain
on what page do they actually start playing SBURB? 
Anonymous
Where did caliborn come up with the name lord english? Maybe he gets it from jake, who gets it from his grandma jade who gets it from lord english who got it from jake in the future 
Anonymous
mod a: that makes the most sense to me??????? idk
mod a: I mean there are a LOT of explanations for hussie’s choice of his name but……. why did caliborn himself choose it
mod c: maybe it was aliens
mod a: no I doubt it
mod a: aliens don’t even exist in the homestuck universe
mod c: FUCK YOU
mod b: maybe we’ll find out