How long does it take for a troll to grow out of being a grub?
Anonymous

it’s never explicitly stated, but it’s presumed to be somewhat quickly because trolls need their limbs to get out of the death caves and earn lusii. I’d probably say less than a sweep, but we’ll probably never know the exact amount of time

I’ll bet you hussie’s never really thought about it

Does anyone know what happened to fedorafreak/what his importance is/was? Or was that just Hussie fucking with us again.
Anonymous

he’s one of those things that’s just a really elaborate and drawn-out joke because hussie thinks he’s the cleverest fuckin dude

I imagine there’s not really any chance of him ever having actual plot significance, but hey you never know

I've always been wondering about the trolls junk. Do they pee from the bulge or nook? Like really
Anonymous

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Whos winning?
Anonymous

mod c. she is very persistent :(

Is the green sun hot? Aradia, Sollux, Rose and Dave seem to get real close to it, but they don't burn?
Anonymous

sorry we’d be answering questions like this right now but we’re too busy arguing about butts

Does hussie work alone or do other people work on homestuck with him?
Anonymous

he owns and writes homestuck, but a lot of art and music are by other people!

you can see who did what here

Is there a post from Hussie or MSPA affiliates that announced them becoming a part of WeLoveFine? Sorry, I just want to confirm before I buy.
Anonymous

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from the latest news update on the site!

(not the anon that asked btw) i have a "read more now!" option and i thought it was so funny when it messed up and said human life /again/ instead of the actual answer
Anonymous

oh my god…….. I’m laughing so hard at this

I probably should delete this but this is the funniest thing I have read all day thank you

also, let me just say one more thing…

Keep reading

all of you are stupid and rude.
Anonymous

no it’s mostly just mod a I’m sorry

edit:

mod c: i wouldnt argue against them

mod c: alex is a cunt, we all know that

You guys have just been especially troll-y lately, haven't you. :)

have you seen our mods page? we are literally all trolls