timeline wise was it ever directly stated where calliope and caliborn's session falls like, before the trolls, after the humans, somewhere in between all four?
Anonymous

in homestuck there IS no timeline

technically before and after because LE shows up in the troll’s universe, which existed before the kids’ did, but also caliborn and calliope’s planet is a desolate alpha earth super far in the future, so

I breathe, live, and die for your sassy replies. You are all wonderful uou
Anonymous

thank you, but also please don’t call us sassy omg

we get that a lot and it’s gotten really annoying :( sorry

Let's rip out ARquiussprite too just for the heck of it
Anonymous

this is an awful way to ask for something buddy

can I have mod a to have a rap battle with one of the other mods?
Anonymous

I love the other mods so much that I would never dare submit them to such torture :(

what you guys think of au's where trolls and humans are both on earth (au where canon characters dont exist)
Anonymous

they’re ok I guess! we aren’t really here to give you our opinions on stuff, though :0

IIRC, the crypts within the moons are an exception to the dreamself rule and explicitly allow god tiering without a surviving one.

yeah, that’s what I think most people believe but I can’t find a source on it so I don’t want to confirm that as 100% canon

edit:

sagaciouscejai said: Jake god-tiered without a dreamself on the slab or alive anywhere

yeah but we’ve never seen somebody without a dreamself die on a regular quest bed either :0

While you're answering questions... Why did the exiles have to blow up the station things?
Anonymous

more than likely because the white queen told them to! the wiki says “to stop jack from finding them” but there’s no source on that and I can’t find where it’s coming from. I guess the main reason to destroy the stations would be to make it impossible for jack to get into the troll session and attack bilious slick directly?

:0

Would it be because due to the role of the game, any other players would not be able to access the medium through cruxite items?
Anonymous

I think it’s ambiguous! either that or everyone else just REALLY SUCKS at it and the beta kids were lucky

do you think the troll can ascend if roxy make their quest beds (as in summon it from the void)

I hadn’t thought about that before but sure, I guess so! we used to think that you needed your dream self to be alive in order to get the tiger, but since jake’s ascension it looks like all you really need is the bed (crypt?? who knows)

Can you explain to me how somebody goes Grimdark? I never understood.
Anonymous

please check the wiki for stuff like this in the future!

if I ever link somebody to the wiki instead of explaining in my own words, it’s probably because the wiki’s explanation is better than mine would be. it’s not a laziness thing, I just want people to get the best info about this stuff that they can