I’m planning to start rereading in a few weeks because I need to brush up on my facts (might turn it into a fun group activity? we’ll see!) and I’m terrified by it. the last time I actually read all the way through homestuck in one go was my pre-cascade reread :0

have hope, friend! it gets better

dave couldn’t time travel as soon as he started the game. dave and aradia both got their time travel powers by alchemizing their scratch constructs into smaller pairs of scratch constructs! dave got his timetables from future dave before future dave became davesprite

time shenanigans! the red miles DO show up at the b2 earth eventually, but not until the alpha kids have almost entered their incipisphere. this can be seen in the “caliborn laughs about the alpha kids dying” sequence and the infamous “dirk strider is OP” flashes

shenanigans!

I don’t think anyone really cares how you do it but if you want to be super official, her name is based off the goddess whose name is pronounced a-rah-dia, so

there are no canon pronunciations really! one time hussie was like “well this is how I say some of them I guess but do whatever you want” which is a VERY hussie thing to do

everybody has their own opinions on stuff but there are certain things that have very concrete pronunciations (for example, peixes, feferi and meenah’s last name, is portugeuse for fish and should be pronounced with a “sh” sound for the x (I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced pay-shez but I’ve also heard pee-shees before))

the frog was the universe the trolls created (aka bilious slick, the kids’ universe!)

the kids have yet to be shown creating a universe :0

oh shit you’re right!

to be fair grey is just black for dull people

if you’ve read the wiki article and you still don’t understand it I don’t know how to help you buddy

nope!