mod t needs a tailor
Anonymous

Why do I need one?

Mod T, can you rip a phone book in half?
Anonymous

I can rip anything

Anything

-gives Mod T some paper and coupons to rip-
Anonymous

What are these coupons you speak of

They are already ripped

Mod T is now my favorite Mod.

Well thanks *wink wonk*

Prospit and Derse haven't been destroyed! only the moons! (and like, the half of prospit) And in the beta kids session, derse was never destroyed.

It’s shown in Jade: Enter that after karkat wakes up on prospit, Jack uses the green miles to destroy the planet in an explosion. He also went and attacked derse, and also destroyed it with the green miles after killing all of the trolls dreamselves. Ok, derse is okay maybe, we don’t really know what happened to it.(my brain thought the moon was the planet) Prospit, as far as my memory goes, was damaged pretty badly once the moon’s chain was cut and it fell to skaia

So, the destruction of Derse and Prospit is inevitable in every session? Or... Just in sessions that are destined to fail?
Anonymous

No, it’s simply because jack attacked prospit, causing it to fall into skaia and crash on the battlefield. Derse was blown up in the explosion of the tumor. The trolls planets were destroyed by jack rampaging through their session, and the alpha’s kind of HAD to die somehow, so they died with the destruction of their planet. So it seems really only some instance of jack gaining too much power has caused this.

I mean, everyone is flipping their shit about it and being really excited and happy, and I just... don't care. I felt bad about it enough as is, but then the anons came and I feel awful. :c
Anonymous

Don’t you don’t have to be excited or feel super over reactive about it. Just like how you don’t have to like something. The anons shouldn’t hate you for it, it’s not right.

So kick em in the crotch 

is Jade's hair shorter or am I just seeing things??
Anonymous

I think it’s actually longer, since it looks a bit messier