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so that means that if eridan ever went god tier... he'd keep the douchey shoes? plzno

Anonymous

no!

they’re just purple flats

So then, what would a Hero of Space's powers be like without first guardian powers?

Anonymous

we’re not completely sure! it’s ambiguous at the moment :(

On the MSPA Wiki, it says that all successful sessions have a TIme and Space player. Does that mean the Alpha kids' session is unwinnable? And what about the Cherub session, since Caliborn killed Calliope? Is that one unwinnable as well?

Anonymous

the alpha kids’ session is not unwinnable because dave + jade are joining them!

caliborn’s session is a dead session

Why does Equius have blue under his eyes?? Ahem. I mean "b100".

Anonymous

sleep deprivation or something! he has bags under his eyes, which are the same as his blood color

Can you explain why Jade's dog/guardian, bec has space powers and can teleport?

Anonymous

the wiki sure can :0

Okay I'm sorry for asking one more question about babies I promise this is the last one. So when you say they're the same babies but not, are they just, like. Alternate timelines?? Baby goes into portal a, comes out portal b and c? (sorry if that doesn't make sense at all it's like one am here)

Anonymous

more or less yeah!

except, the splitting technically happens right before portal entry, so it’s more like

baby meteors launch (8 of them)
TIMELINE B1: the 8 babies enter portals going to B1 earth, beta kids session loops back around and john ectobiologizes 8 babies (return to step 1) and then later the kids slowly go to the B2 session (see step 3)
TIMELINE B2: the 8 babies enter portals going to B2 earth, alpha session is fucked the heck up but then kids from B1 (see step 2) arrive and make things less fucked up but then things get fucked up again, but hopefully they will get less fucked soon

Hope it makes sense.

Bye!!!

this means there were 48 grubs and for some reason the idea of karkat dealing with all of these insectbabies makes me laugh really hard.

Anonymous

no karkat only dealt with 24 because that’s the number of unique troll grubs that were alchemized, but there ended up being 48 trolls spread out over two different timelines. that has been my point this entire time. math

I’m only answering this one because I don’t want anybody to be confused. I’ve deleted like fifteen other fucking baby asks and I am prepared to delete more goddammit

I can't tell how serious the thing is that is going on right now.

Anonymous

not at all but if I get any more asks about babies I will get VERY serious. don’t fucking test me

If the alpha/beta kids are the only ones created by ectobiology, then how did we get the alpha/beta guardians?

Anonymous

those are the SAME BABIES. the EXACT SAME BABIES!!!

BABY CLONING

LOOK AT THESE CLONED BABIES

ALL CLONED!! EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!!! SO MANY BABIES!!!!!!!

THAT IS SIXTEEN BABIES

when john did the whole ectobiology thing, why did he have to clone the beta kids along with the alpha kids???

Anonymous

uh I’m pretty sure you’re getting beta and alpha mixed up? he cloned the alpha kids, the beta kids he created with gene mixing

beta is john’s group, alpha is jane’s. I know it’s confusing, sorry!

anyway, he had to make both the alpha and beta kids because there was no ectobiology in the alpha session, so all the kids had to be created in the beta session