Saying stuff like "there aren't beds on Alternia" seems close-minded. The four kids we see all live very American lives. A lot of cultures on Earth don't use beds, but they aren't represented in the comic. It's likely that on a planet like Alternia that a lot of trolls don't even have hives, let alone recuperacoons. 
Anonymous
yeah that’s fair, but earth is a bunch of different cultures and consists of actual, real people, whereas (as far as we know) alternia is a single empire ruled very uniformly by one (control freak-ish) woman
there might be trolls who don’t have recuperacoons, but in the comic universe hussie’s made up world where anyone who doesn’t fit in is killed, trolls lacking a standard lusus/hive/respiteblock unit are probably very rare
Why does Dave like the mayor so much? 
Anonymous
the real question is, why don’t YOU?
if you spend three years on a meteor with a handful of other people, you start to get attached to them, unless they’re gamzee
the mayor has a very upbeat personality and positive outlook on life and he’s probably really fun to be around
Are there restrictions on creating your own land in HS? Like, there are all these tests around the internet, but I worked really hard on making mine. Like, are they based off of aspect? Or something else in particular?? 
Anonymous
they’re usually related to aspect in some way but also like, whatever
as long as space planets have forges and time planets have scratch constructs, it doesn’t really matter
He has a ramp. So he can get partially inside of his recuparacoon. 
Anonymous
I think you thought that I thought that that anon was talking about the ramp, but I’m pretty sure that the anon was talking about the purple thing behind tavros with the laptop on it
Didn't Aranea explain something that was pretty significantly to the effect of Lords and Muses being exclusive to dead sessions? Because Yaldabaoth, who is not supposed to appear in SBURB/SGRUB, is specific to those sessions, and he presents the options of conquering or inspiring? I don't think it was explicitly stated anywhere, but it is briefly suggested in that. Dead sessions also lack dream moons, if I'm not mistaken, so normal ascension couldn't occur. 
Anonymous
dirk’s denizen is yaldabaoth, however yes, in caliborn’s session, the choices that yaldabaoth presents him with are very much related to the activeness/passiveness of the master classes
caliborn and calliope’s session did have moons! caliborn had calliope’s dream self assassinated prior to the entry/black hole event
do you have any derse or prospit pixels? 
Anonymous
if they aren’t on the masterlist, then no, we don’t :0
didnt tavros have a bed next to his recuparacoon though 
Anonymous

nope! that’s a table of some sort, yo
ok so like, i have a bunch of fantrolls, and i've already made them their own unique lands and weapons and kernelsprites, and even their own scalemates, but i'm reluctant to make their respiteblocks just yet because i don't know if i'm required to give them recuperacoons. are they all required to have a recuperacoon, or can they have beds instead? or is this even a big deal? 
Anonymous
beds do not exist on alternia
Wait what are scienstiffs? 
Anonymous
I explained this like ten fucking posts ago but they deserve an actual full explanation so alright
TG: this is like
TG: some trolling schtick right
TG: this icp shit
TC: BUT NOW.
TC: because of you.
TC: BECAUSE OF ALL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSNESS.
TC: you stole up all my miracles away by revealing at me how the wicked shit was really kicked.
TC: LIKE SOME FILTHY FUCKING SCIENSTIFF WHO AT OLD TIMES WOULD BE RULED UNFUNNY WITHOUT EVEN GETTING HIS FUCKING TRIAL ON.
TC: and now i don’t know what to think about the spiritual fantasies i had.
TC: HONK )o:
from gamzee’s breakdown
a scienstiff is presumably just, well, a scientist