Is Beforus a planet with only adult trolls on it? And if so, at what age do trolls move there and how would the get there?
Anonymous

have you…. seen the alpha trolls? those are not adults. those are teens bro. problem?

beforus is the pre-scratch alternia

Sorry if this is relating to the whole Cronus theory thing, but it reminded me. Are the pre-scratch trolls a bunch of random ecto-combination of all the post-scratch trolls? For some reason I remember reading that somewhere. Such as Aranea having traits from Vriska and Kanaya, hence why Jake describes her as a spidery vampire. (Mostly showing Vriska's traits of course).
Anonymous

EB: how did that even work, with 12 of you?

CG: IT WAS REALLY FUCKING COMPLICATED AND I’M NOT GOING TO GET INTO IT.CG: OUR FAMILY STRUCTURES ARE ALREADY WAY MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOURS WITHOUT EVEN GETTING SPOOKY TIME SLIME INVOLVED.

we don’t know how their ectobiology worked and we never will! I used to think that the dancestors were all mutant clones of each other, but it doesn’t seem to be that simple

So I was told that the higher the blood, the more violent. And I told this to my old friends and they said that Gamzee was the only high(er)blood that was violent.. So umm I'm confused about that now.
Anonymous

equius and eridan are also pretty violent! feferi’s kind of an exception because she’s awesome and doesn’t accept their weird fucked up system that doc scratch imposed upon them

do we have any idea why john's color is blue but his shirt symbol is green, while it's the other way around for jade? idk that just seems kinda odd
Anonymous

probably because the kids don’t feel the need to wear shirts the same color as their pesterchum text colors???

in john’s birthday gift to jade including a blue slime ghost shirt he says

i went to a weird asian store the other day and saw this rad shirt, so i got it and i’m wearing it now! but there was a blue one too which was way more awesome, and i wanted you to have it. i know you like green a lot, but maybe you’d like to try wearing blue sometimes? i bet you’d look like a million bucks!

so basically, john bought himself a green slime ghost shirt and jade a blue one because he thought it would be fun to switch things up! 

Do you have to be on your last life to ascend on a sacrificial slab? Like, either your dream or waking self is already dead?
Anonymous

nah 

Do you have to be a Dreamself to die on your sacrificial slab, or can a regular person visit Prospit/Derse, travel to the center of the moon, and die and go GodTier?
Anonymous

anybody can die on a sacrificial slab! it’s pretty handy

so is john the youngest out of all the betas? like since he was turning 13 that year, dave and rose and jade would all be turning 14?
Anonymous

yep, but the way it works out is that they’d all be in the same year of school.

not that that they all go to the same school, so i don’t think they’d perceive it like that. but yeah.. its not a drastic difference in age if you consider that.

is dave still a really forgetful person
Anonymous

I can’t remember, sorry

wait didn't the alphas scratch their session, the beta trolls make the beta kids universe, they scratched, and the alpha kids are due to make the alpha trolls session?
Anonymous

by “the alphas” I’m assuming you mean the alpha trolls

if so this is all right except (I’m pretty sure) aranea said the B2 session will end up creating calliope and caliborn’s universe 

oh yeah here we go!

ARANEA: Like I said, I have a plan. 
MEENAH: W)(AT PLAN 
ARANEA: I’m going to take over this session. 
ARANEA: And then I am going to make sure it never 8ears fruit. 
ARANEA: If I can stop this universe from 8eing cre8ted, then the young Lord of Time will never have hatched in the first place. 
ARANEA: I won’t merely 8e defeating an invinci8le foe. I will 8e erasing all the pain he has ever caused. 

A1 scratches -> A2 creates universe -> B1 scratches -> B2 creates universe -> C (?) (cherub universe)

Hello not-james
Anonymous

there we go, much better. thank you