How old is Lord Farquad?
Anonymoushe was born in 1881
shrek came out in 2001
so hes was 120
now hes 134
Anonymoussorry to ask, but all my friends keep repeatedly shouted at me "SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD ME" and looking at me expectantly as if i'm supposed to finish the line. i have no idea what they're talking about. even my boss shouted it at me and when i didn't know how to respond, he fired me on the spot. i now have no friends and no job. i have reason to believe this is something from shrek. please for the love of god finish the line so i can get my job back
Anonymousi aint the sharpest tool in the shed
But how does a donkey fuck a dragon
AnonymousQ: What genitalia do ogres have/What genitalia does Donkey have?
A: We don’t know: it’s up to your headcanons. Please stop asking us about it.
what is your opinion of the wealth of donkey porn this fandom has generated
Anonymouswhile i don’t think they have the best aesthetics in the world, i think we can all appreciate the character development that it’s provided outside the original world-building.
is the fourth movie worth watching? i haven't seen it
AnonymousShrek is going through a mid-life crisis – which is bad news for him and not so much fun for the rest of us.
At the start of Shrek Forever After, his fourth and reportedly last big-screen outing, Mike Myers‘ curmudgeonly green ogre has grown tired of the joys of domesticity with Fiona (Cameron Diaz) and the kids.
Longing to get his old life back, if only for a day, he is tricked into signing a pact with the slippery Rumpelstiltskin, which thrusts him into an appalling alternative reality. In this parallel world, he never rescued Fiona from her tower and as a consequence the kingdom of Far Far Away has turned into a hideous tyranny ruled over by Rumpelstiltskin.
The only way to put things right is by gaining ‘True Love’s Kiss’ – but how can he get within smooching distance of Fiona, now that she’s a warrior princess leading the ogre resistance to Rumpy’s rule?
As you’ll have spotted, Shrek Forever After takes its inspiration from Frank Capra’s It’s a Wonderful Life – with Shrek cast in the James Stewart role of the protagonist who gets to see how the world would look without him.
The plot gives the animators the chance to tweak and refresh some of the series’ familiar characters – Eddie Murphy’s motor-mouthed Donkey no longer recognises Shrek and Antonio Banderas‘s Puss-in-Boots has been so pampered that he has become a literal Fat Cat.
This is fun, as far as it goes, but all the same I can’t help feeling that it’s a good thing DreamWorks is wrapping up the franchise – if that is indeed the case – while it is still ahead.
The first Shrek film, when it came out in 2001, dazzled audiences with the smartness of its script and the lustre of its animation. But the original Shrek’s inspired mash-up of the world of fairy tales and contemporary pop culture is now yielding diminishing returns, while the animation – even with the addition of 3D – no longer seems as exciting as it once did.
Even a sub-par Shrek is still a good deal wittier than most of the competition, but now that the loveable ogre has coped with his mid-life crisis, perhaps it really is time for him to retire.
Do you happen to know if the Shrek video games for the Game Boy Advance are still available?
Anonymousshrek smash n crash racing is available here
shrek super slam is available here
shrek: reekin’ havoc is available here
shrek: hassle at the castle is available here
shrek 2 is available here
shrek 2 beg for mercy is available here
shrek the third is available here
Is it cannon that the pre-scratch kids and post-scratch kids share birthdays with their counterparts?
Anonymousyeah! is that fucked up or what
is it ever mentioned how kanaya and terezi were able to communicate with their respective lusii in their dreams before entering the game?
Anonymousprobably latent blood-related psychic abilities present in all trolls that gives them a connection to their lusus
feferi does it too! feferi and the condesce are the only trolls capable of communicating with gl'bgolyb
also, karkat seems to be able to communicate with his lusus pretty well even though it is incapable of speech
