she doesn’t, it’s just the fandoms shitty interpretation of her
we found it at seabra which my gf swears is see-ah-brah but its sea-bra what a fucking dumb name for a shop
mod b edit: i just bought it at walmart?
ROCK ‘N’ RYE IS THE SECOND BEST FLAVOR OF FAYGO, I AM FROM THE STATES AND I CAN CONFIRM THIS AS A FACT, IT TASTES GOOD, TRY IT. TRY IT… actually, i’d recommend redpop above rock 'n’ rye BUT Y'KNOW WHATEVER.
i actually have no idea what the rye is supposed to mean, but it’s best not to question faygo
MOD A IS BEING REMOVED FROM HOMESTUCKRESOURCES AND SO ARE YOU
oh man heres a fun story. being british i’d never had faygo and had no idea what it was when homestuck started. fast forward a while and my parents let me go to america to see my girlfriend
so obviously i have to try all the shit in homestuck! so we went and got faygo and i was expecting it to taste like shit. the only place to get faygo in rhode island is this petrol station in the middle of nowhere. the owner was really cute she had a son who had been to england so i spoke to her about that and then i had the faygo. it was rye and… something else. anyway i didn’t think much of it the other flavours but if i would make love to rye. for the rest of the time i was like we NEED more rye faygo which my gf didn’t exactly agree with.
so guess what i’m getting when i’m back in america in the summer eue

