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Looks to me like you want some tips on writing one CRONUS AMPORA, eh? Well, let’s see what I can do. 

Like most of the dancestors, Cronus’s appearance in the comic doesn’t last long. With somewhere around one-hundred-and-thirty lines of dialogue and only two actual appearances (in the second Meenah walkaround and the big Halloween face-off), we’re not given much to go on. In this guide, I’ll cover the basics, and leave the rest up to you.

• Cronus’s Personality
• How Cronus Interacts with Others
• Two Things People Forget About Cronus
• How Cronus Speaks
• Writing Cronus in Prose (i.e. How to Write a Stutter)
• Two 1950’s Lingo Dictionaries

I hope you’re ready to get with it, cats, ‘cause we’re about to really grill this royal-blooded radioactive subterranean. (See “Slang of the 1950’s” for translation)

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