Can i have a oreo? ;o
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thAT’S ENOUGH FOOD RIPS FOR TODAY I’M STARVING

So I have a question pertaining to the last anon who asked about selling Homestuck stuff. When they say "and you do not promote yourself as a Homestuck artist," do they mean someone who draws art for it to be put into the comic itself, or just someone who draws a lot of Homestuck stuff? I've been confused on this for a while.
Anonymous

it’s either don’t claim you’re part of the art team or don’t solicit yourself as solely a homestuck artist

just don’t do either and you’re good to go

Hey mate, can you rip me a Watchamacallit Box? Like. Those fancy shigamadoodley boxes that the Watchamacallit candy bars come in?

i’VE NEVER HEARD OF THESE THIGNS AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING BUT??? I GOOGLED IT THEY’RE REAL sO HERE U GO

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yo homstuckies i'm in a jam and i need some major help. long story short i promised this dude my first born child in exchange for unlimited tacos, and now i've got like a house full of tacos but my wife is going to kill me if i give this guy our daughter so can you rip me a new kid real quick. either one that will fool the taco dude or my wife either would work. i'll pay you in tacos
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i hope this kid’s ok

MOD B EDIT

UM EXCUSE U ARE YOU THINKING OF GIIVNGKARKAT TO A DERANGED TACO MA N????? I DONT KNOW WHICH MOD DID THIS BUT I AM APPALLED I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!!!

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I know your not allowed to sell homestuck merch, even homemade, but what about art commissions?
Anonymous

Q: Can I sell commissions?

A: Yes, under certain specific conditions. First of all, the “commissions” we refer to here are only unique, two-dimensional images. If you want to sell, on a commission basis, your two-dimensional art with Andrew’s intellectual property in it, that’s fine, as long as a) neither you nor your commissioner or any third party have any plans to reproduce, resell or make a profit off of the commissioned image and b) you do not promote yourself as a Homestuck artist. This means you would be creating single, unique images for a single commissioner who would not be using that image for any monetary or commercial reason. If you’re all right with those conditions, go for it! 

- sales faq

Would you mind providing me with some more cookies? Perhaps triple chocolate chocolate chip chocolate cookies covered in chocolate icing with chocolate sprinkles?
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Yes.
Anonymous

oh thank god it’s just you yes anon 8’)

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Anonymous

i don’t understand

yo, kanaya is stated to be a lumberjack in her intro, right? If lumberjacks cut trees in half, does this make Eridan Fluttershy?
Anonymous

i didn’t get the reference so i googled “lumberjack cut fluttershy half” and read a strange mlp fanfiction that reminded me of meduka

i have no idea if this is what you wanted to lead me to bu t yeah ok

I've been looking through pages in homestuck but because of a thing called actually getting shit done don't have time to look any more. is it possible you could tell me if Terezi was blind when she convinced doc scratch to blow up Vriska or if it was the blowing up that caused vriska to blind terezi?
Anonymous

it was because terezi told doc scratch about the cue ball which made him flip the fuck out and blow it up that vriska blinded terezi