Aepokk Venset requested a cleaned-up version of Caliborn’s curtains. So!
MAJOR SPOILERS:
list of casualties (in order)
- karkat (stabbed by gamzee with terezi’s cane, fell in lava)
- jake (stabbed by sword) (heroic death, died defending jane)
- jane (also stabbed by sword) (just death, died after turning evil under condesce mind control)
- gamzee (bisected by chainsaw)
- dave (x2 killed by becs) (heroic death, died defending jade)
- kanaya (p2iionic blast by condesce)
- MAYBE the mayor after lohac explosion
list of injuries:
- rose (stabbed by 2x3dent)
- terezi (stabbed with own cane)
- caliborn (beat up by john)
- aranea (strangled by condesce)
only main living characters not harmed:
- dirk (still flying towards planets)
- condesce (Fuck)
- roxy (escaped with rose using void powers)
- john (beat up a sick green kid)
- aradia (almost forgot her whoops)
- sollux (half-alive)
lemme know if I missed any lol
btw for anyone curious what’s probably going on right now you should check this out again, it clears up a lot of questions if you haven’t read homestuck in a while and you don’t even remember why certain people are doing what they’re doing
questions? comments? concerns? theories? just need a shoulder to cry on? come join this memo on pesterchum I just made called #10_25_upd8_support_group and we can talk it all out together. everyone is welcome! to find the memo: open the app and click the “memos” button under the “client” tab! look for the memo in the list! it should be right up there near the top
for anyone wondering, this is the update music (So good)!
with any luck, the update will be out late this evening (at least for us west coasters) or, uh, anytime tomorrow, really! I’m still not sure if mspaprophet is working again or not yet so just be on your guard
