What do you think of an au where Shrek and Donkey reverse roles
what are we talking about with roles here? like have donkey as the ogre and shrek as the donkey?
or maybe have donkey an ogre-sized donkey and shrek a donkey-sized ogre?
I like you and I like your stuff but please stop talking about homestuck in a negative way It may be your opinion or just a joke and your greatly Entitled to that it's just I'm a homestuck and other homes tucks probably don't like that but if you don't want to change still fine by me whatever floats your boat stay awesome
we must destroy all homestucks, starting with the disgusting creatures that run homestuckresources
my friend says shrek has a lime green skin, but I always thought it was more snot green? what makes more sense to you?
i’d say it’s more like rotten piss
OKAY, I THINK THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO START, CONSIDERING THIS IS THE ONLY HUMAN MOVIE I HAVE EVER BEEN COMPLETELY SATISFIED WITH. BEAUTIFUL STORY, THE SOUNDTRACK WAS GREAT, THE CASTING WAS GREAT. I DIDN’T CATCH SOME OF THE HUMOR, BUT JOHN LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF, AND I MEAN, IF HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IT MUST’VE BEEN AT LEAST SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING. HE LAUGHS AT LIKE EVERYTHING, BUT WHATEVER.
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
FIONA AND SHREK’S MATESPRITSHIP IS OBVIOUSLY THE FOCAL POINT OF THE MOVIE, AND IT’S BREATHTAKING. I MEAN. SHREK JUST FEELS SO GROSS COMPARED TO HER, HE CANT UNDERSTAND HOW SHE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO CARE FOR SOMEONE AS UGLY AS HIM, BUT SHE DOES. BUT HE DOESN’T FUCKING KNOW IT UNTIL THE END, AND…I JUST RELATE TO SHREK ON A VERY DEEP AND PERSONAL LEVEL.
NEXT THERE’S THE BLATANTLY CANON MOIRALLEGIANCE BETWEEN SHREK AND DONKEY. SHREK PITIES THE POOR ANNOYING JABBERING HOOFBEAST, ALTHOUGH BEGRUDGINGLY SO. DONKEY PITIES SHREK FOR HIS LACK OF COMPANIONSHIP, SO HE STICKS BY HIM. THAT LOYAL-ASS FUCKING…ASS. SHREK PROVIDES PROTECTION FOR DONKEY, AND DONKEY DOES WHAT HE CAN TO PACIFY HIM. HE’S HONESTLY PRETTY SHITTY AT THAT, BUT THEY MAKE IT WORK. THEY DO. SOME WOULD ARGUE THAT LATER IN THE SERIES, PUSS AND DONKEY BECOME MOIRAILS, BUT I COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISAGREE. ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS WRONG. THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN PUSS AND DONKEY CAN’T BE PLACED IN A QUADRANT. IT’S PLATONIC. END OF STORY. EVEN MORE SHOCKING IS THE WORK I’VE DISCOVERED ON A WEBSITE CALLED FANFICTION.NET WHERE THEY ARE PORTRAYED IN A FLUSHED RELATIONSHIP. I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH THIS INFURIATES ME. WHY, YOU ASK?
DRAGON! YOU’RE FUCKING FORGETTING THE BEAUTIFUL UNLIKELY FLUSHCRUSH THEY SHARE IN THE FIRST MOVIE, HOW SHE COMES TO HIS RESCUE, HOW HE BECOMES THE “BABY DADDY,” AS HUMANS SAY, TO ALL HER LITTLE MUTANT FIRE BREATHING DONKEY DRAGON BABIES.
SHREK IS A PERFECT FILM AS IS.
DON’T RUIN IT.
the one day that I actually wanted to work on my fansession stuff, try to go to the masterlist and it's not there. Welp. The joke is funny and stuff but is there a link to the masterlist so I can work on my shit and not have to deal with your faggotry?
Anonymousthere probably might have been if you didn’t throw around homophobic slurs.
can my fan ogre have a non cannon blood color?
your fan ogre can be any colour just remember there are only 12 on the canon hemoshrektrum
i wish you guys would have done something for april fools. maybe you should have pretended to be a homestuck blog
Anonymousdo you know how many followers wed lose if we were a homestuck resources blog???? haha like any idiot would run a blog as shitty that
