I've been asking a lot of homestuck-focused blogs this: What do you think the fandom's god tier would be?
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Anonymousanother thing, the compressions MUST BE at least THREE OR FOUR INCHES deep or it will not pump blood. Chances are, you will break their ribs. Don't flinch at the squish. It's better for them in the long run. Make sure there are no open wounds on the victim's person, or preforming CPR will just make them bleed out faster. For rescue breathing, compressions only need to be 1 or 2 inches deep. After every four repeats, check again for a heartbeat and breathing. No need to preform CPR if they
Anonymouscan breathe and their heart is working on it’s own. Preform breathing and heartbeat checks periodically and frequently until trained medical professionals arrive. For compressions, make sure that your hands are right on top of each other, elbows locked, fingers locked together. Press quickly and deeply on the sternum of the victim. Two people can preform CPR much better than one, taking turns with compressions and breathing! YAY CPR
yeah my friend does first aid and he told me that if you don’t break their ribs then you’re probably not doing it properly and i prayed to god that i’ll never have to do cpr because i can’t break a cracker in half let alone someone’s fucking ribs
but seriously, thanks for this ;u;
Step one for CRP: S.E.T.U.P. Stop and survey the situation. Environment what's going on around you (fire, wire, gas, glass?) Traffic is a car going to hit you? Unknown is there poisonous gas in a science lab? Protection do you have gloves and a mouth barrier so you arent kissing the person or touching their blood? Check for breathing. Make an L shape with your hand and put your pointer under their chin, thumb to neck. Place your ear near their mouth, listening for breathing, watching the chest--
Anonymousfor signs of movement. (mirrors are good for checking breath as well, fogging up the mirror, as well as metal spoons) Call 9-1-1 or have a friend do it. Then you do the landmarking (there are two ways, chest and armpit.) Then you start your 30 compression’s, and give two breaths to the body. Repeat. Continue doing this until someone relieves you.
thank you anon! i will have to memorize this…. its really bad i don’t already know it…. here’s some non-homestuck trivia for you all too!
/post/71696760857 The imgur link is gone!
that image isn’t ours, you’d have to speak to fantrollartroom about it!!
and if you think that quiz is bad enough, i just looked at the other ones and they’re like double the size with even more petty trivia. it’s at the point where you could literally run classes on teaching homestuck because there’s just that much information……. and it still isn’t over…… it won’t ever be over…. we’re just trapped in this endless cycle of information that will never help anyone. i can’t remember any of the steps to giving cpr but i know 141 characters. i think i’m gonna go look up the cpr steps now this has been a horrible perspective shift.
apparently i can’t spell poppop or grandma… there’s no way i would have gotten the last 5 either…. i’d totally forgotten 3 of them existed ahaha!
filling out this form in 12 minutes is the worst thing in the world. you can truly see how much of your life you’ve wasted on this webcomic.
Is there going to be a Paradox Space Resources? O.O
Anonymousseeing as it’s part of homestuck we’ll be more than happy to take any questions about it–i think all of us are really excited for it!
Ive seen posts saying that Paradox Space will be updating every tuesday, and some saying every single weekday??? I may have overlooked it on the comics website but I didn't see anything about the regularity of the updates. Does it say, and if it does, when?
Anonymousdid you actually read the website, though? it is right there. right there in hussie’s announcement. every weekday, starting tuesday.
I totally missed what happened for 4/13, what's Paradox Space? What's going on?
Anonymousyou could look at the mspa or paradox space website instead of asking us
